Apple sauce and Blackberry whine

‘Oh no, she’s off doing her Blackberry whine again,’ said OldSmoothie at court today as he pointed over to UpTights who was looking exasperated as she talked into her Blackberry mobile phone.

‘And I suppose that that means TheVamp over there is doing an Apple sauce,’ said SlipperySlope smiling as we all looked over to see her whispering her usual line in flirtatious innuendo into her iPhone.

At that moment BusyBody was walking past and she said,
‘You know I’ve always thought it so appropriate that the egotistical maniac that is OldSmoothie should have chosen a telephone that is named in such a way that it was almost invented for him.’

She pointed at OldSmoothie’s iPhone and then added,

‘I mean, it’s definitely catchier than the “me, me, me, I’m a big fat slob phone” wouldn’t you say?’

BabyBarista is a fictional account of a junior barrister practising at the English Bar, written by barrister and writer Tim Kevan. For more information and to read posts from the last few years visit Cartoons by Alex Williams, author of 101 Ways to Leave the Law.

September 13, 2010 · Tim Kevan · Comments Closed
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