Small is beautiful

“You will often find that the size of the bundle of papers is actually disproportionate to the size of the case itself,” said TheCreep as he patronised a couple of the pupils who were listening politely.
“Shame that’s not true in other areas, my love,” said TheVamp as she passed by and tapped him on the head Benny Hill-style just to underline his shortened stature.
“What on earth are you talking about?” asked TheCreep in a voice which was pompous even for him.
“Oh, MrCreepyWeepy, you’re so touchy these days. Not getting enough attention in the lurve department are we?”
“I can always count on you to lower the tone. Even when I’m teaching them a very valuable lesson.”
“And what exactly was that lesson then CreepsyWeepsy? That ‘small is beautiful’, by any chance?”

June 16, 2015 · Tim Kevan · One Comment
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  1. Michael - June 28, 2010

    Every firm has a [Vamp – word replaced]. And thank God we do; life would be oh so dull without them! 😉