Year 4, week 25: old friends

OldSmoothie and UpTights were having a row today. Coming from the pompous one, I heard: “The drip, drip, drip of life’s little disappointments have calcified your heart, UpTights. You think you’re building this great defence against the world whereas all you’re really building is your own scaffold.”
To which the stretched one replied: “Oh get over yourself, OldSmoothie. You cower behind a wall of committees and smug innuendo as if to avoid the fact you’re a complete failure in every aspect of your sad little life. But hey, we both know what you really can’t handle. That I rejected you all those years ago. Time to move on, old man.”

September 8, 2010 · Tim Kevan · One Comment
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  1. mauriceCflynn - March 21, 2010

    Hilarious blog Tim keep em coming! 🙂 MauriceCFlynn