FILF or FILTH?

‘I heard one of the mini-pupils describing me as a MILF today,’ said BusyBody. ‘Not sure if I should be flattered or offended.’

‘What is a MILF?’ asked OldRuin.

BusyBody looked embarrassed and TheVamp stepped in,

‘It stands for “Mother I’d like to…” er, do something rude to…’

She, too, started to look a little sheepish though OldRuin didn’t flinch and so she lightened up again and said,

‘I guess it could make barristers and solicitors BILFs and SILFs.’

‘So as a father, would that make me a FILF?’ asked OldSmoothie.

‘More like just plain filth,’ answered BusyBody matter of factly.

August 5, 2010 · Tim Kevan · Comments Closed
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