Year 4, week 27: got a semi

I had a meeting with Smutton and BrainWasher. Whilst Smutton was out of the room, I happened to ask BrainWasher: “What kind of house has SlipperySlope got?”
As Smutton came back into the room BrainWasher looked over in her direction and then replied to my question with: “He’s got a semi.”
Smutton was on it in an instant and looked straight at me and said: “Oh, BabyB. You’ve got a semi? I know I can have that effect on young men but so early in the day? I’m flattered.”

I blushed and started stumbling to explain. But before I got anywhere she added,
“Though you’ll have to do better than a semi, BabyB. You’ll find that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot.”

March 29, 2010 · Tim Kevan · Comments Closed
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