Counting the inches

TheCreep was explaining tripping accidents caused by holes in the pavement to a couple of the pupils today.

“It all boils down to whether it’s half an inch or an inch,” he said in his usual patronising little squeak.

Unfortunately for him TheVamp again happened to be passing at just the wrong time. After he’d said the words she smiled sweetly, patted him on the head and said,

“Of course it does MrCrinchyPinchy. You’ve got to make the most of what you’ve got and in your case I guess an extra half inch could always be crucial.”

July 26, 2010 · Tim Kevan · Comments Closed
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