Year 3, week 11: a chilly 'un

OldSmoothie walked into ChambersTea yesterday on a post-court high with his ‘I love myself’ look even more prominent than usual. In order to collect his tea he had to pass in between UpTights and BusyBody who were deep in conversation. As he approached, UpTights said to BusyBody: “Do you have a Brazilian?” to which BusyBody replied: “A Chilean.”
“Well, I should think it would be a chilly ’un if you’ve got a Brazilian,” said OldSmoothie looking very pleased with himself.
“Sorry?” said UpTights. “What on earth are you talking about?”
Doubt suddenly flashed across OldSmoothie’s face and he stumbled back with: “Oh, er, er, what were you talking about?”
“Our cleaners, you stupid old fool.”

Oh.

December 11, 2008 · Tim Kevan · Comments Closed
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