Year 2, week 47: role play

I got a text from TopFlirt today saying that she apologised for disappearing and would like to meet up tomorrow evening. That is, half way through the trial. Despite the trouble she’s caused and the difficulties she must know we’re in, the text remained flirty and suggested that we meet at my flat. Well, I figured the best way to respond was in kind so I sent her a fruity text saying: “Hey sexy, Look forward to seeing you tomorrow evening and examining your particulars. I fear a bit of role play might be essential in teasing out all the details of the case. BB.”

Which would have been fine were it not for the fact that I received a text back by return saying: “BabyBarista, I don’t know whether this is some sort of litigation game on your part but I like your style. Where would you like to meet and what would you like me to wear? How about a super hero evening? UpTights.”

I went straight to my sent messages and discovered that instead of sending it to TopFlirt I had mistakenly pressed the next name alphabetically in my mobile phone’s address book which just so happened to be the stretched one.


August 21, 2008 · Tim Kevan · 3 Comments
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  1. TheHun - August 21, 2008

    Well, you came close enough as a pupil!
    Go on – it’s a golden opportunity! And maybe you can even turn it to your advantage, you wily old dog!
    Although quite how you’ll make both dates beats me…

  2. Jonathan Sklan-Willis - August 21, 2008

    Uh oh.
    Might be an interesting threesome 😉

  3. Rachael - May 14, 2009

    at least you didn’t send it to your mum…it has happened…