Year 2, week 33: underbellies
âWhat is it that youâve got against women, OldSmoothie?â It was BusyBody at Chambers Tea, back from maternity leave and on the war path.
âWhat on earth do you mean? I love all women. Every one of them. Well, except perhaps the fat ones.â
âYou see, thatâs my point. Every time you open your mouth you reveal your misogynistic underbelly.â She looked him up and down. âAnd if I may say so, itâs rather a fat underbelly at that, wouldnât you say? So, go on, what is it? Mother not cuddle you enough? Too ugly to get a girlfriend before you were rich? Or is it simply that we threaten you?â
For the first time since I have known him, OldSmoothie had no answer to give. BusyBody turned to UpTights and received a beaming smile. Well, it would have been were her stretched face able to move enough to beam. I think that UpTights might just have found the junior barrister who could help her in her innumerable cases against the mildly overweight, pompous silver fox himself.
May 15, 2008
¡ Tim Kevan ¡ 2 Comments
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bsq - May 16, 2008
Oldsmoothie meeting his match?! Scandal!! xxxx
KSA - May 16, 2008
BabyB I could kiss you