Year 2, week 12: breathless

‘BabyB.  You’ll never guess what?’  It was ClicheClanger on the phone sounding somewhat breathless.

‘I’m sure I would but do go on.’

‘Well.  We’ve got ourselves a new case.  Hairdresser by the name of BlowDry.  You’ve probably seen it in the papers.  Been accused of being straight.  Wants to sue.  Says he’s heard about our great work with BigMouth and wants to use you and I.’

‘You don’t say.’

‘Yes.’  Still breathless.  ‘Don’t want to count those poulets you know but I’d say we’re about to hit the big time.  Anyway, we’ve got a conference with BlowDry tomorrow.  Wants to issue Friday.’

Well, if ever I was going to find myself an innocent fool of a solicitor then ClicheClanger was most certainly my man.  Although I have to admit there’s always the possibility that he knows more than he is letting on.

December 19, 2007 · Tim Kevan · One Comment
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  1. Sarah - December 20, 2007

    Gay, not gay. Who is BabyB going to call to be an expert witness?