Year 2, week 8: you’re nicked

News on JudgeJewellery who I mentioned the other day.  Well, gossip, anyway.  Apparently a couple of days ago she was caught stealing cheap jewellery, as we all know is her wont.  A security guard first spotted her acting suspiciously and asked to look in her handbag.  She then got all high and mighty and ‘do you know who I am’ about it.  Which of course, just made the security guard more suspicious and they descended into a bit of a set too which ended up with the security guard physically grabbing her by the arm and pulling her into one of the side rooms.  When she still refused to open her handbag, the guard eventually called the police, a little concerned about forcing a judge of all people any further.  Anyway, long story short, ear rings were found and she was nicked.  Taken down the station, charged and then sent on her way.

I know all this because UpTights has been instructed to defend her.  What a pair!

November 23, 2007 · Tim Kevan · 3 Comments
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3 Responses

  1. Sarah - November 23, 2007

    Judge in Jail by the sounds of it.

  2. legal spanking - November 23, 2007

    You really should make the times update your “story so far.”

  3. Pedantic colonial - November 28, 2007

    “Set to”, perhaps?