Year 2, week 8: RoundTheBlock

Today we received the first tranche of evidence from RedTop’s lawyers which they say proves that BigMouth hired a certainly lady of the night who I shall call RoundTheBlock.  A couple of witness statements along with mention of a birthmark at a place on which the sun most certainly does not shine.  The only photo they have is a grainy CCTV image of a man in a suit with RoundTheBlock.  To be fair, it could easily be a picture of one of a number of backbench Tory MPs but it has to be said that it does bear at least a passing resemblance to BigMouth, albeit from a distance. 

OldSmoothie remains in denial and refuses to grill his friend about it.  I’ve therefore figured that the only way forward is to look at discrediting RoundTheBlock.  Which means donning the old disguise again and going to see her for a chat.  My plan is to pass myself off as a representative of RedTop themselves.  Which means that I spent today getting the ID cards online and then down the printers having them produced.

November 19, 2007 · Tim Kevan · One Comment
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  1. sarah - November 20, 2007

    Looking forward to more on this tale…