Year 2, week 3: ManualHandling

Somehow TheVamp manages to get innuendo into even the most innocent of subjects.  When she’s on form, she’s like a twenty-first century, living, breathing Carry-On Film all of her own.  Today I went round her room to chat about BigMouth’s case.  TheCreep was chatting away to her when I arrived and looking, I have to say, sightly furtive.  TheVamp was clearly out to embarrass him.

‘BabyB, always a pleasure.  Do come in.  MrCreepyWeepy here asked me to help him with his manual handling’, she coochie cooed.

TheCreep fell for the bait and blushingly piped up,

‘Er, well…er, yes, The Manual Handling Operations Regulations 1992 to give them their full title’.

‘Absolutely, MrCreepyWeepy.  Whatever you want to call it.  I hope I helped?’  She pouted.

He looked lost and only managed a vague nod.

‘Very sweet.  Now MrCreepyWeepy, run along will you.’

With which she dismissed him with a wave of her little finger. 

October 16, 2007 · Tim Kevan · One Comment
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  1. Matt - October 17, 2007

    The first time I read this post I actually read it literally and wondered what was so interesting! I’ve done too many six pack cases I guess… Arg!